In Spite Of Warnings, Nothing Much Happens

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

Cleaning Anything Involves Making Something Else Dirty, But Anything Can Get Dirty Without Something Else Getting Clean.

Every Girl Should Use What Mother Nature Gave Her Before Father Time Takes It Away.

There Are Some Men Who In A Fifty-fifty Proposition Insist On Getting The Hyphen Too.