It's Better To Have Loved And Lost

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.

Democracy Is A Process By Which The People Are Free To Choose The Man Who Will Get The Blame. Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices. In Spite Of The Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.