A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

If The Outcome Is Good, What's The Difference Between Motives That Sound Good And Good, Sound Motives?

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.

A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.