A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.

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