I Changed The Face Of Comedy. I

There Definitely Is Exposure In Reality Shows, But The Exposure Will Basically Get You More Reality Shows.

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

I Just Split Up With My Girlfriend, But Like The Japanese Say, “they’ll Be Another One Floating By Any Minute Now.”

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

I Don't Know If I Change My Act From Century To Century. Sometimes I'm Onstage Doing Imitations And References To People Who Have Been Dead For 50 Years.