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If Someone Else Is Paying For It, Food Just Tastes A Lot Better.

R2d2 Has Gotten More Work Since “star Wars” Than Carrie Fisher

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.

Some Comedians Tell Nice Jokes That You Can Tell To Your Kids. Some Use Bad Words - They Work 'blue.' If You Don't Want To Hear A Joke That's Blue, You Shouldn't Go To A Comedy Club Where A Comedian Who Makes Blue Jokes Is Performing.

Every Time I Give A Straight Answer And Read It In A Magazine, I Say, 'ouch.' One Day I'd Like To Talk To A Psychoanalyst About Why Celebrities Reveal So Much Of Themselves In Interviews.