I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon,

If You're A Lead Actor, People Are Just Waiting To Say 'you're Too Old' Or 'you're Too Unhip.' If You're A Supporting Actor, You Can Just Work Forever.

I Understand Being Less Sexy Than Osama Bin Laden, But Not Less Sexy Than Carrot Top. That, I Find Offensive.

R2d2 Has Gotten More Work Since “star Wars” Than Carrie Fisher

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

I Just Don't Accept Midgets As Human Beings. There's Only So Much Political Correctness I Can Accept.