You Think You're So Cool Just Because

I Don't Care How Happily Married You Are Or How Deeply Enmeshed You Are With Your Children And Family And Career -- Every Woman Needs A Couple Of Chicks Who'll Break Out The Sangria Just Because You Need To Vent.

Some People Are Destined To Be Deep Thinkers. I Am Not One Of Those People.

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.

Expressing Political Opinion Can Be A Powerful Way To Establish A Character's Voice When Writing Fiction.

Although I Get A Lot Of Specialty Services Like Wraps, Scrubs, And Mustache Removal, My Favorite Is The Simple Manicure/pedicure. They Work On Your Hands And Feet At The Same Time While You Sit In A Vibrating Chair. I Call It The Sorority Girls Version Of A Threesome.