In Order To Live Off A Garden,

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except A Loaned Book.