In Order To Live Off A Garden,

If There's Anything A Public Servant Hates To Do It's Something For The Public.

I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants To Stop Living On Account Of The Cost.

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.