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As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

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If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.