My Dream In Life Is To Write

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.

I Thought If I Could Create A Convincing Cat I Could Say And Do Anything I Wanted On The Human Condition.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.