Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.