In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.