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There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.