In America, You Break Law. In Soviet

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.