I Came To America To Make It

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.