I Came To America To Make It

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

In Today's Society We Sometimes Forget To Balance Our Hearts And Our Heads; This Is The Reason We Stop Laughing.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation Between Love And Laughter.