I Came To America To Make It

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

Men And Women Are Immigrants In Each Other's Worlds.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!