I Came To America To Make It

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.