Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.