Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

The Thing I Notice First About A Woman Is Her Walk. A Beautiful Woman Is Like A Race Horse-slim, Sleek And With A Beautiful Carriage.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.