Best Crap Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

The Cure: A New Dimension Of The Word 'crap'.

I Was All Set To Blow Some Crap Up.

I Don't Do Divas. I Don't Do Entourages. I Don't Do The Hollywood Crap.

No One Is Going To Beat The Crap Out Of Me More Than Me.

Better Than That Orange Crap You Wear!

I Thought Erica Jongs Fear Of Flying Was One Of The Biggest Pieces Of Crap That Ive Ever Read In My Life.

Don't Tell Me What's In The Red Book. I Wrote The Goddamned Thing. And I Know That It's A Lot Of Crap.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

When People Tell Me They Are Going To Go Scrapbooking, I Say, 'why Don't You Make It Yourself.' It's Like Chocolate-chip Cookies. People Buy The Cookie-dough Roll And Slice It, And Then They Lay It On A Cookie Sheet. That's Not Making Chocolate-chip Cookies.

In My 20s, I Railed Against Anything 'spiritual', I Thought It Was All Crap.

Turning 102 Is Crap, And There Is Nothing To Commemorate.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.