Return To Me, For My Heart Wants

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'