Return To Me, For My Heart Wants

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.

It Was A Woman Who Drove Me To Drink. Come To Think Of It, I Never Did Hang Around To Thank Her For That. 'hey Lady! Do I Look All Blurry To You? 'cause You Look Blurry To Me!'