Return To Me, For My Heart Wants

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.