I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.