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My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'