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Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker Behind Bars.

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

I Enjoy Pushing My Characters To The Limit. No Matter How Far Out There I Go, I Look For Things That Make The Characters Human.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.