I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

The Economy Is In Trouble, Schools Are In Trouble, And People Have Been Leaving The City In Droves For A Long, Long Time.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

My Fans Are Pretty Normal, They Are Always Really Nice And Polite, And They Don't Interrupt My Meals.

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.