I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

The First Monopoly Game I Played With My Brothers, I Hated Losing So Much, I Just Had To Beat Them.

It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'