I See My Face In The Mirror

Learn How To Set Goals. That's The Key To Everything. That Includes Designing Your Own Success. You Define What The Goal Is, It's Not Somebody Else's Goal, It's Yours.

Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst People.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?