It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

I Used To Go To The Cleveland Comedy Club All The Time. If There Was A Comic I Liked, I'd Go See Him Two Or Three Times That Week. Bob Saget Was One Of Those Guys.

I Actually Was Worried About The Pounding, But I Actually Love Running More Than Working Out On The Elliptical. Now If I Get On The Elliptical, I Feel Like I'm Trapped.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Fun. People Need To Know It Is O.k. To Tell Jokes And Be Happy.

I Remember When I Took A Temp Job... So I Got A Job At A Department Store. Something Temporary To Put On My Resume, My Parents Said. Yeah... Till I Die!