The First Monopoly Game I Played With

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

When I'm Working, I'm Going To Avoid All Media. No Newspapers, No Magazines, No Movies, No Radio, No Tv. I'm Just Going To Do Creative Work.

What Good Is Democracy If You Can't Get What You Want?

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.