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We Owe An Historic Debt To American Indians. They Have A Unique Set Of Concerns That Haven’t Been Addressed And I’d Like To Stand With Them. Also, I’d Like To Get Their Views On Immigration.

I'm Part Of The Mushball Middle. I Consider 'confused' The Majority Position Because, Thankfully, Most People Would Rather Be Uncertain Some Of The Time Than 100% Positive All The Time - Even When They're Wrong.

I Know That It's Probably Not A Good Idea For A Comedian, Especially A Satirist, To Support A Public Policy Group Or A Politician. This Is Something I Learned Only Too Well Years Ago When I Did A Fundraiser For Pol Pot. A Few Years Later I Saw 'the Killing Fields,' And I've Got To Tell You, I Just Felt Like A Schmuck.

Some Of George W. Bush's Friends Say That Bush Believes God Called Him To Be President During These Times Of Trial. But God Told Me That He/she/it Had Actually Chosen Al Gore By Making Sure That Gore Won The Popular Vote And, God Thought, The Electoral College. 'that Worked For Everyone Else,' God Said.

If Someone Hacks Your Password, You Can Change It - As Many Times As You Want. You Can’t Change Your Fingerprints. You Have Only Ten Of Them. And You Leave Them On Everything You Touch; They Are Definitely Not A Secret.