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My Dad Didn't Graduate From High School, Ended Up Being A Printing Salesman, Probably Never Made More Than $8,000 A Year. My Mom Sold Real Estate And Did It Part Time.

If We Have George W. Bush As President, We're Going To Go Back To The Kind Of Policies We Had When His Father And Ronald Reagan Were President.

I Know That It's Probably Not A Good Idea For A Comedian, Especially A Satirist, To Support A Public Policy Group Or A Politician. This Is Something I Learned Only Too Well Years Ago When I Did A Fundraiser For Pol Pot. A Few Years Later I Saw 'the Killing Fields,' And I've Got To Tell You, I Just Felt Like A Schmuck.

Net Neutrality Has Been In Place Since The Very Beginning Of The Internet.

Gary Bauer Is A Very Good - He's A Good Friend Of Mine.