I Know I Have An Awful Lot

I Hope You Realize, In A Democracy, Laughter Is Assent.

My Dad Loved Comedians, Especially George Jessel, And He Loved Henny Youngman And Buddy Hackett.

It's Not Preppies, Cause I'm A Preppie Myself. I Just Don't Like Homosexuals. If You Ask Me, They're All Homosexuals In The Pudding. Hey, I Was Glad When That Pudding Homosexual Got Killed In Philadelphia.

When People Talked About Protecting Their Privacy When I Was Growing Up, They Were Talking About Protecting It From The Government. They Talked About Unreasonable Searches And Seizures, About Keeping The Government Out Of Their Bedrooms.

As A Source Of Innovation, An Engine Of Our Economy, And A Forum For Our Political Discourse, The Internet Can Only Work If It's A Truly Level Playing Field. Small Businesses Should Have The Same Ability To Reach Customers As Powerful Corporations. A Blogger Should Have The Same Ability To Find An Audience As A Media Conglomerate.