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I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.
-Joan Rivers
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I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed;
Joan Rivers
I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.
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