I Was So Flat I Used To

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs A Year - And Has Yet To Receive A Mother's Day Card From One Of Them.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.