Background Image

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

-Joan Rivers

Please Wait....
Translating....

I Was So Flat I Used To

Joan Rivers

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

Views: 23

Topic

More From Joan Rivers

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Can't Like Watching Project Runway With Heidi Klum. There's Just Something Wrong About A German Woman Saying Who Goes And Who Stays

Trending Author

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Constantin Brancusi

Category