I Was Not An Attractive Child.

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

My Mother Told Me 'man On Top, Woman Underneath.' For Years My Husband & I Slept In Bunk Beds.