I Was Not An Attractive Child.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

I Caused My Husband's Heart Attack. In The Middle Of Lovemaking I Took The Paper Bag Off My Head. He Dropped The Polaroid And Keeled Over And So Did The Hooker. It Would Have Taken Me Half An Hour To Untie Myself And Call The Paramedics, But Fortunately The Great Dane Could Dial.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.