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I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day, Man. It's Time We Make A Decision. I Need To Know What Soup From Now On Is.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day,
Mitch Hedberg
I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day, Man. It's Time We Make A Decision. I Need To Know What Soup From Now On Is.
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