I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day,

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

2-in-1 Is A Stupid Term, Because 1 Is Not Big Enough To Hold 2. That's Why 2 Was Created.

Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And An Animal Term, Too.

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"

I Wish My Name Was Brian Because Maybe Sometimes People Would Misspell My Name And Call Me Brain. That's Like A Free Compliment And You Don't Even Gotta Be Smart To Notice It.