I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day,

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.

I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four Or More People.

I Had A Bag Of Fritos, They Were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos Had Grill Marks On Them. They Remind Me Of Summer, When We Used To Fire Up The Barbeque And Throw Down Some Fritos. I Can Still See My Dad With The Apron On. Better Flip That Frito, Dad, You Know How I Like It.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Like To Wear A "do Not Disturb" Sign Around My Neck So That Little Kids Can't Tell Me Knock-knock Jokes. "hey, How Ya Doin'? Knock-knock." "read The Sign, Punk!"