I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

I Have A Roommate, And I Signed A Year Lease. I Screwed Up! That's Like I Wrote A Joke That Didn't Work, But Now I Have To Tell It For A Year.

Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

When You Open The Elevator On The Top Floor Of A Building And The Other Guy Doesn't Get Out, Something Is Seriously Wrong.

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.