I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of

I Mumble A Lot When Im Off Stage, So A Lot Of Times When Im With A Friend I'll Say Something And He'll Be Like What, And I'll Say It Again And He'll Be Like What, And I'll Say It Again And He'll Still Be Like What, So Now He's Got Me Yellin. Man That Tree Is Far Away

I'm Not Into Sports. I Mean...i Like Gatorade, But That's As Far As It Goes.

One Time I Stayed At A Haunted Motel. When I Checked Into My Room, There Was A Sheet On The Floor, And I Thought It Was A Ghost That Had Passed Out, So I Kicked It.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.