I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four

I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, But I Do Have A Clock That Occasionally Cooks Stuff.

I Have A "do Not Disturb" Sign On My Hotel Door. It's Time To Go To "don't Disturb". It's Been "do Not" For Too Long. We Should Embrace The Contraction.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

It's Very Dangerous To Wave To People You Don't Know Because What If They Don't Have Hands? They'll Think You're Cocky.

The Customer’s Always Right.