I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four

Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'

Knock On Wood Is A Saying For Good Luck. I Think That Started When Someone Went To Someone's Door To See If Someone Was Home. "i Hope Joe's Home, Knock On Wood!"

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.