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Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

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In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.