I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast