I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.