I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

I'm A Married Man. If I Want Sex At This Particular Point In My Life, I Go Home For It.

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!

As Far As Groupies, I Never Saw Any Of Them.

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!