Are You Prepared For What's Next?

We'll Get Material In There And All Of A Sudden I'll Switch The Material Around Or The Order Of The Show.

I Only Bet On What's Dearest To A Man's Heart. Else There Is No Way To Tell If He's Bluffing. What A Man Is Willing To Risk Or Not To Risk, That's A Measure Of His Soul.

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.