The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

I Only Bet On What's Dearest To A Man's Heart. Else There Is No Way To Tell If He's Bluffing. What A Man Is Willing To Risk Or Not To Risk, That's A Measure Of His Soul.

It Used To Be 65 When You Went Into Retirement. Before That, When You Got Into Your 50s, You Were Getting Older.