The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined

I Wanted To Be A Jockey.

Around The Property I Have Here, I'm About To Put An All Weather Race Track. I'm About To Build Stables. I'm About To Ship Over A Couple Of My Thoroughbreds From England.

The Dutchman Sails As Its Captain Commands!

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.