The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined

I Own Property In A Quiet Little Town Of Pennsylvania.

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.

Are You Prepared For What's Next?

I'm About To Challenge For The Maryland Cup In The Next Couple Of Years, As An Owner, A Trainer, And A Rider.

I'm A Married Man. If I Want Sex At This Particular Point In My Life, I Go Home For It.