I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

I Think I May Have Created A Monster With My - I Won't Say Act - But With My Redneck Pose.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.