I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.