I Do Not Deny I Brought Most

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.