I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

I Was Always The Last Woman On The Last Down Elevator As The Store Was Closing.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

When The Grandmothers Of Today Hear The Word 'chippendales,' They Don't Necessarily Think Of Chairs.

Women Speak Because They Wish To Speak, Whereas A Man Speaks Only When Driven To Speak By Something Outside Himself Like, For Instance, He Can't Find Any Clean Socks.

I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader Would Investigate Next. Marriage. It's Not Safe, It's Not Safe At All.