I'm Not One Of These Actors Who

I'll Miss The Comments From The People On The Street Who Love The Show And Who Have Felt Its Impact On The Culture. I Won't Miss The Shooting Schedule, Though!

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.

When He Realized Who He'd Pulled Over, The Policeman Shook His Head In Disbelief. He Told Me Of All People I Should Know Better. He Gave Me A Real Dressing Down, But Let Me Go.

Our Country Offers Such Great Opportunities For Us All. Unfortunately, Too Many Hard-working Citizens Go Day To Day Without Enough Food To Eat.

My Doctor Asked Me If I Smoked, And I Said Only When I'm Working, Golfing, Or Drinking. Then I Realized The Only Time I Don't Smoke Is When I'm Home. I Didn't Even Realize I'd Become A Smoker.