Coming From Chicago, I Like A White

One Of The Things I Had A Hard Time Getting Used To When I Came To California In '78 Was Santa Claus In Shorts.

I'm Not One Of These Actors Who Feels A Pressing Need To Direct, And I Have No Plans To Do It.

When He Realized Who He'd Pulled Over, The Policeman Shook His Head In Disbelief. He Told Me Of All People I Should Know Better. He Gave Me A Real Dressing Down, But Let Me Go.

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.

Coming From Chicago, I Like A White Christmas.