I Consider Myself Fortunate That I've Been

For Lack Of A Better Term, They've Labeled Me A Sex Symbol. It's Flattering And It Should Happen To Every Bald, Overweight Guy.

When He Realized Who He'd Pulled Over, The Policeman Shook His Head In Disbelief. He Told Me Of All People I Should Know Better. He Gave Me A Real Dressing Down, But Let Me Go.

I Respect People And Expect That Kind Of Respect Back.

One Of The Things I Had A Hard Time Getting Used To When I Came To California In '78 Was Santa Claus In Shorts.

I Was So Emotional. Choked Up. I Could Hardly Talk All Day. I'll Be Cleaning Out My Trailer And Saying Goodbye Soon, Realizing What A Wonderful Experience This Has Been.