William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.