William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.