William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?