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I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.
-Emo Philips
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I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up
Emo Philips
I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.
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