My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.

My Mom Gave Me One Of Those Cloth Calendars For The Kitchen. It Took Me Three Hours To Sew In A Dental Appointment.

My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded Me Of The Sphinx Because She Was Very Mysterious And Eternal And Solid...and Her Nose Was Shot Off By French Soldiers.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That I'll Reproduce.