I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.