I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.