I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.