I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.