I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls -

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.