I'm Not A Role Model.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

Adrian Dantley Is A Guy That I Looked At . . . On How To Maneuver My Body Around.

I Don't Care What People Think. People Are Stupid.

I'm Never Embarassed.