I'm Not A Role Model.

I Don't Have Time To Put Up With The Politics. Who's A Democrat? Who's A Republican? Who's Liberal? Who's Conservative? Man, Can My Daughter Just Go To A School And Not Get Killed? Can These People Get A Good Job? That's What I'm Concerned About.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

I Don't Know Anything About Angola, But Angola's In Trouble.

All I Know Is, As Long As I Led The Southeastern Conference In Scoring, My Grades Would Be Fine.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.