I'm Not A Role Model.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.

One Thing About Being Famous Is The People Around You, You Pay All Their Bills So They Very Rarely Disagree With You Because They Want You To Pick Up The Check.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

What I Told [my Teammates] After The Game Was I'm Just Fortunate [for] My 16 Years Because, This [injury] Can Happen Every Single Night You Go Out And Play... It Can Be Over In One Instant, So You Should Appreciate Everyday.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.