I'm Not A Role Model.

I Think You Have An Obligation To Be Honest.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.